South Park I love you

Now if you know me you know I watch a healthy amount of South Park. I can't seem to get enough of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Those two men have the most unbiased and innovative outlook on life that I've ever known. Critics bring it on. I'm ready. Seriously guys, it's hard not to recognize the fact that two schleps from Boulder, CO could create something so groundbreaking and entertaining. You know if you watch the show that no one is safe. They will mock and humiliate anyone they deem worthy. They constantly rip on Princess Diana and JFK for Christ's sake. Just wanted to get that out there.

I found myself playing around on Southparkstudios.com and came across the avatar creator. I just had to know what I would look like if I were on the show as myself. Hilarious.

I gotta get on the show someday. Life dream.

P.S. Nothing has been funnier than watching Mickey Mouse kick a Jonas Brother in the face while down on the ground telling him to "Get the Fuck Up".

Much Love,
Martles the Great

Ladies and Gentlemen My Hero Randy Marsh

Where's the Slack?

This is what my current frustration looks like. Enjoy.

Alright now I'm not a mean person. I don't go around and do mean things to people for my sick satisfaction. I do torture people who deserve it and can handle it though. But that's a whole other story. What I'm trying to say is why can't a honky get some breathing room huh? I've been working hard, busting my ass to kiss some ass so I can keep my job in this shitty economy we have right now, and all I want is a little slack. The reigns of life have been pulling so hard it's been hard to get a word in edgewise. My Lady lost her job for little to no reason and I just don't know exactly what to do right now. Things outside of work have been going really well, got me My Lady, some spare cash and a lust for time spent with her. It's supposed to be green. Everything should be going well but now something like this has to happen. If the Gods are listening I could use a large potato sack full of money if you have one lying around.

On the bright side I can say that I'm handling it very well as to date, though I can see things getting murky over the next few weeks. I hope everything keeps going the way it is with her but could we catch a break please? Just a simple job somewhere. That's all I'm asking.

I wish I could fast forward and see how all this cluster fuck of life is going to turn out. I'll be doing my damnedest to keep her around I can tell you that for sure. I'm trying this new thing of not posting anything about my significant other so be grateful for the details I allow you to know.

On a side note I should mention that the previous blog "She's the One for Me" was a celebrity tribute. I really do feel that way about Jenny but come on, I can't compete with Paul Bettany. He's totally bad ass. I should just be happy for her. Which I am. I don't know why I'm telling you this...

It's about time for the rambling to end. I know I needed to write something in here so I pulled myself together and sat down. It's not my best work but it's a chunk of what's swimming around in my head recently. So welcome to Martles the Great's deep cave of mental insanity!! It gets cold so remember to bring a sweater. I'll be sure to keep you posted if anything extravagant happens.

This is what it looks like when I'm tired of it all. We could use a breath of fresh air.

Your Friend and Internet Love Interest,
Martles the Great