I went shopping today at one of America's conglomerates also known as Wal-Mart. Now I know that I'm supporting big business by shopping there but in our current state of economic catastrophe their low low prices are hard to pass up. I wish I could buy everything I needed from Ralph's family owned grocery but there come times where you have to suck up your pride and just go out and buy some shit. I bought groceries so I can eat (not much harm done right?). Wal-Mart is a pain in my ass though. I would much rather shop at Target for many reasons. It's the same thing for one, the merchandise is better quality, and the best reason is that the people that go to Target are a lot less likely to be stupid. It may be different at other Wal-Marts around the nation but here in Salt Lake the people who shop there seem to crawl out of very dark and dingy holes to stock up on mountain dew, potato chips and totino's pizzas. I wouldn't trust any of these people with my wallet I'll tell you that much. The point has arrived. My rant on Wal-Mart was just a bonus for what I really want to show you. I saw this today in the parking lot.
Remember The Club?
Some asshole really thinks this is going to stop a thief from taking his car. If the thief can get in I bet they can take the fucking club off too. It's just a simple lock. Many people know how to pick locks, I don't but a lot of people do. If you're a frequent to stealing cars I bet you bought a few clubs in the 90's to figure out how they work. That's what I would do. Good luck honda driver. I hope your car doesn't get stolen but thanks for the good laugh today.
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